Women have an unfair advantage in business because they can get to the top in much fewer steps. An MRA cartoon.
- credit to Poopy Palpy
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke
NO. NO. I AM TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE I CAN STILL HEAR THE EXACT WAY SHADOW SAYS “PETER” AS HE COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS DON’T LOOK AT MEEEE
That brought back emotions I buried deep down
Literally about to cry from this damn gif set.
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
i both worshiped him and was absolutely terrified of him
Happy 7th birthday, Deathly Hallows!
The Legend of Korra intro by Studio Mir (x)
And instead of trying to match homeless people up with one of the 24 empty homes available for every homeless person
How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks